Bienvenue a Twilight (No association with the French)

Welcome! This was made by two American, blue-eyed, bombshell college girls, one loves it, one hates it. We are really phenomenal friends regardless, opposites do in fact attract. To be warned, to all you TwiHards out there in the world, this blog will tend to be less than favorable of the series, or maybe, think of it as the Swiss nation of the Twilight world (for those of you who don't know, that means neutral. Tell your teacher you learned something today). I decided to create this blog a few days after seeing New Moon due to an intense need to get my opinion out to "challenged" 13 year olds. I'll be fair, my opinions have been formed after reading all 4 books, some multiple times, and seeing both movies, (several times). In other words, I participate in the phenomena, and yet, I find I have a lot of important negative things to say, along with incredible praise for Taylor Lautner's abs.

And so...enjoy! Positive comments are always enjoyed, and negative ones are inevitable and shall be joyously laughed at.

X GK & AH

Rating System

So we all understand how dolphin flipping crazy some Twilight fans can be (bite my baby?. . . . are you serious? How does your husband feel about this?), and so AH and I have come up with a rating system for this site. At the top of each post we will place one of three ratings, Good, Bad, or Fugly. If your eyes are too senstive to read some aweomely harsh posts about your imaginary boyfriends and their coherts then please avert your eyes on posts marked Bad, and especially fugly. We try to keep it classy, but a lot of the time, we can't hold it in. AH's will tend to be more favorable, stick to that if you are a fan.

Good = Taylor Lautner's Abs, Robert Pattinson
Bad = Taylor Lautner's Age, Robert Pattinson's Abs
Fugly = K-Stew

Sunday, 22 November 2009

Superlatives! Good, Bad, and Fugly. Use Best Judgement


Congratulations! Our own personal votes are in:

best couple: taylor lautner and taylor swift
worst dressed: k-stew
dirtiest: robert pattinson
prettiest: robert pattinson
best abs: taylor lautner
most likely to succeed: ashley greene and taylor lautner
best actor: billy burke
worst actor- Tyson Houseman (aka wolfpack member Quil Ateara)
worst actress- Kristen Stewart, because she's simply not acting.
best actress: jessica
best dressed: Ashley Greene
worst book: breaking dawn
best book: eclipse
Class emo: stephanie meyer

Within Crazy-land:

class couple: audrey (our audrey) and edward
most likely to mouth breathe: Bella
most unnecessary: victoria
should've died: emmett, alice, and bella
most likely to die by suicide: bella
couple that should've been: edward and jacob
most retarded part: marriage + baby
best part- it's a tie! any makeout scene& half naked men scenes.
best song (New Moon)-Roslyn by Bon Ivr

Congratulations again to the winners and the losers.

X GK & AH
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